Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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