Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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