It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Sober January is a disaster.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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