You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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