Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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