the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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