So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
