I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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