were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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