yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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