Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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