hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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