I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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