She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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