got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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