Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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