I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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