its not stalking. its research.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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