No, you can still breathe under the balls.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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