it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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