Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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