yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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