Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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