It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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