I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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