since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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