I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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