Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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