remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I would fuck him just for his dog
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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