when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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