question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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