I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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