Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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