I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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