I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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