talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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