I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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