How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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