Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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