1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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