oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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