I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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