I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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