She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize