we're blogging at a bar
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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