I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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