You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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