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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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