If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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