I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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