Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
