Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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