i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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