She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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