I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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