where am i from again
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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