i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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