Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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