video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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