the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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